bomb the music industry! // syke! life is awesome!
‘Cause if I wasn’t a fat kid in high school, I would have never listened to punk rock.
And if I knew how to throw a football, I would have never played any music.
And if never got my heart broken, I would sing “blah blah fucking nothing.”
And if you didn’t fuck my ex-girlfriend, I would still owe you three-thousand dollars.
And if I never lived in that van I wouldn’t have met Chris or Steve or Alex or James or Middagh.
And if I never worked in a basement I would have never quit my job.
And if I had a big emo band or dropped out of college, I would have never met you…man.
Don’t care for this song but loved this line: “And if you didn’t fuck my ex-girlfriend, I would still owe you three-thousand dollars. ”
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A fun song by Venezuelan communist Alí Primera from 1978, talking about how out of touch the wealthy can be when it comes to the conditions of the poor. In the first verse, he talks about the government raising prices on public transportation, to which the oligarchy responds “So what? Buy a Cadillac, we are a wealthy country.”